how much does Kanye West love Kim Kardashian? Don't just say "a lot," either, really think about it. How deep is Kanye's love? What does their love mean for the world? Are Kanye and Kim one of the most important couples in history?
According to Kanye, and Kanye's music video, of course, this is the answer:
"Our love story's a love story for the ages. I felt like when we first got together, it was like a Romeo and Juliet kinda thing where it's like she's a reality star and I'm a rapper, and people talking about how our brands connect and what doesn't fit and I'm just so tired of the conversation of brands. Why don't we start the conversation with love? Why don't we start the conversation with God? Why don't we start this conversation with family, instead? It's not about branding at a certain point."
Did you get that? A love story for the ages, y'all. A special, tender love between Kanye, a god, and Kim, the most beautiful woman of all time:
"OK, ladies and gentlemen—all barber shops, fashion designers, architects, corner stores, Wall Street, all over the world—y'all acting like this ain't the most beautiful woman of all time! I'm talkin' like arguably of human existence—the top 10 of human existence. I don't give a f--- what type of jacket she got on."
Most of us would only be so lucky to experience such a powerful love, one where your partner doesn't give a f--- about your jacket. But we can dream big, can't we? We can dream that one day, we too can meet someone who moves us so much, who we can have babies with and come up with puns for those babies' names, who we can snuggle with on a motorcycle and who doesn't give a f--- about our jackets. That, my friends, is the greatest dream of all. By Nevel