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Kristen Stewart's New BFF is Taylor Swift, Prepare to Burst By Nevel
Or rather, be prepared to be horrified that one might rub off on the other, and not knowing which would rub off on which would only make it like this: either Taylor Swift would stop washing her perfect, bouncy blonde hair, or Kristen Stewart would start writing moony, embarrassing songs about her ex-boyfriends. Which is more frightening to behold? Ugh. Question of the night, guys.
Sources told Us Magazine have confirmed that the very day after Robert Pattinson moved out of his and Kristen Stewart's shared home, Kristen Stewart made a pilgrimage to Taylor Swift's abode and stuck around for the whole entire day. The whole day.
What in God's name could they have even done for an entire day? Did they talk about Taylor Lautner's abs the whole time? Did Taylor teach Kristen how to articulate her words like a proper lady for an hour or two? Did Kristen maybe show Taylor how to cheat with buck-toothed wannabes in broad daylight? That last thing would make for a pretty good song, and that's one thing we can count on to be certain.
Sources told Us Magazine have confirmed that the very day after Robert Pattinson moved out of his and Kristen Stewart's shared home, Kristen Stewart made a pilgrimage to Taylor Swift's abode and stuck around for the whole entire day. The whole day.
What in God's name could they have even done for an entire day? Did they talk about Taylor Lautner's abs the whole time? Did Taylor teach Kristen how to articulate her words like a proper lady for an hour or two? Did Kristen maybe show Taylor how to cheat with buck-toothed wannabes in broad daylight? That last thing would make for a pretty good song, and that's one thing we can count on to be certain.